Bridezilla Attack!
My name is Bless and I’m a Bridezilla.
If anyone offers a suggestion, my first instinct is to stomp on it. And if they apologize, I’ll stomp on that too. I’m quite good at it. Ask Brent. Like when he wanted to buy those 500 crystal dolphins. I thought he wanted to use them as favours but no, he wants our guests to release them in the ocean.
Another time, he suggested what I should wear on our wedding day. He asked if I could wear ruffled sleeves with shoulder pads. Why, I asked. So he can break it down with me.
No wonder my knee is acting up again. Too much stomping.
posted by Brent and Bless @ 9:41 AM
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2 Comments:
Why did you remove it??
OR the time I suggested the white napkins and you crapped your pants cause you wanted "eggshell."
OR the time I suggested we have crab legs on the buffet and you freaked cause they're red and "our colors" are blue, white, and dark blue.
OR that time that you posted a comment because I couldn't remember "our colors" in the crab leg post. I know blue and whit are in there... oh well.
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