Inconceivable...

Well I went to see the new Mark Walburg movie last night. The one about a 30 year old teacher/bartender who make it into the NFL even though he never even played college ball, and well it inspired me. Not to be an NFL player, I don't play football, but it told me that even at my age, I can still become a pro.

And so this is my announcement, my declaration:

I intend to become a professional speedo model.

I've already shaved all the hair off my body... looks and feels, well, smooth.

And if the number of people looking out their windows at me when I was practicing my walk around the neighbourhood is any indication then I'm sure to be a success!

Wish me luck!