Flushed Away

I'm back from my water adventure! So much to tell. I found the City of Atlantis and bypassed the Bermuda Triangle. I ate two eggs (eight days in a row) and almost passed out on a treadmill. I tanned without sunscreen and saw a giant sting ray. I swam in the ocean and ate a lobster. I saw a mermaid with legs. I was captured by a couple of pirates. I called for help but Brent was busy playing Mike's Wii-Wii.

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