Friday, November 24, 2006

LOST: One Extremely Attractive Asian Girl

Well as most of you know, last year at about this time I got myself a cute little Phillipeanian Lady, and the past 12 months has been great. Great that is until a couple of days ago, when she suddenly disappeared!

She said she was going to a family friend's wedding, and I havn't seen her since!

Now I know what you're thinking... Why not just get another one? Well unfortunately I've gotten kind of attached to this one and had planned on keeping her forever. So you can see how annoying this has been for me.

So if you've seen her, she's 5'2", very cute, may be wearing glasses, and has a tendancy to yell "I don't like it! Brent, I don't like it!" when confronted by attacking zombies.

Tell her I love her and want her to come home.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Natural Beauty

Proof that Brent loves my rage attacks!

What's Sexy About Leo Women
Make the Most of Your Natural Sex Appeal

There's nothing shy about a Leo woman. You're colorful, even brash. You enjoy wearing exotic apparel and metallic hues, and you often sport a sexy mane of curls like your trademark Lion. Men line up in droves for your brand of flamboyant excitement. Like Leos Jennifer Lopez and Angela Bassett, your devastating figure draws them in, but your great sense of humor makes them stay. Even if not classically beautiful, your outgoing nature and instinct for fun mean you'll never lack for male attention.

Ruled by the Sun, your role in life is to shine. You're most appealing when basking in the spotlight or displaying your formidable creative talents. Your guy may be in awe of you at first, until he becomes the recipient of that warmth and big heart you're famous for. Audacious and athletic, you go for your goals yet still manage to remain deeply feminine. Whether cheering on your favorite team at a ballgame or dancing the night away, you're hot stuff. And he may not admit it, but your guy secretly finds your fiery temper exciting. You may even be a bit of an exhibitionist, a trait he will adore in special performances behind closed doors!

Monday, November 20, 2006

A match made in heaven II

LEO/Bless & GEMINI/Brent


You are both attracted to members of the opposite sex. You both love nice asses, and you find one another to be delightful and interesting. Gemini is more sexual than Leo however and, if Leo is hot enough, may need to do wild, and sometimes even disturbing things to her in order to be happy. Leo wants to be the most important person in Gemini's life, and may not appreciate all of the things that Gemini does to her (but she'll enjoy them.) Once having found something good, Leo sticks with it, and doesn't completely understand Gemini's desire for novelty. Also, Leo is very sensitive and may need a break, while Gemini can be merciless and doesn't always take Leo seriously when she says she can't take anymore. For the most part, however, you are very compatible lovers.

A Match Made In Heaven

LEO/Bless & GEMINI/Brent

You both have a very childlike, playful, fun-loving side that is brought out when you are together. You both love drama and colour, and you find one another to be delightful and interesting. Gemini is more intellectual than Leo, however, and needs a variety of people, activities, and interests in order to be happy. Leo wants to be the most important person in Gemini's life, and may not appreciate all of Gemini's other interests and friendships. Leo makes commitments and keeps them better than Gemini does because Leo is less restless. Once having found something good, Leo sticks with it, and doesn't completely understand Gemini's desire for novelty. Also, Leo is very proud and has a sensitive ego, while Gemini can be a merciless teaser and doesn't always take Leo seriously. For the most part, however, you are great friends and can be very compatible lovers.

Leo is usually sunny and upbeat, and has a fun-loving, child-like side that Gemini brings to the fore. Gemini is humorous, witty, and rather detached emotionally, able to see the funny or ironic side in any situation, and often unable to resist joking even at the most inappropriate times. Gemini doesn't take life (or sometimes other peoples' feelings) too seriously. This can be offensive to Leo, for Leo has a strong sense of pride, a need to be appreciated, and, yes, taken seriously at least sometimes!

For the most part, however, you get along and complement one another quite well. One difference between you is that Leo is emotionally steadier and more constant, while Gemini's interests and feelings fluctuate and change quite frequently.

There is a great deal of compatibility between you for you understand and are in harmony with one another's basic needs, aims, and approach to life. You build up, encourage, and affirm one another's worth and self-esteem, and you find one another's company very comfortable and natural. This is a mutually beneficial relationship.

You are drawn to one another because you instinctively understand each other. There are strong feelings of belonging, closeness, and acceptance between you. You blend and merge with one another very easily and a strong mutual interdependence is likely to develop very quickly. Gemini, especially, feels affirmed and strengthened by Leo's support and "backing". Because of the deep affinity between you, you are more motivated and more able to overcome any problems or differences that arise in your relationship.

The emotional bond between you is very complex. Sexual attraction is strong and you find each other to be very magnetic or highly charismatic. But you also will find yourself becoming uncomfortable with various deeply ingrained habits and attitudes of each other as you learn more about each other. You are simultaneously attracted and repulsed by each other. You evoke intense emotional responses from each other and if you want this relationship to be a long-lasting one, you will have to be very careful because a blowup in the relationship can be triggered by jealousy, acts of unkindness, or simply the unwillingness of either of you to change deeply ingrained habits that are offensive to each other. In short, this is an emotionally intense relationship that blows hot and cold, drives you to emotional extremes, and challenges your deepest, most personal and important attitudes and habits.

Sensual body massaging may stimulate the both of you and your approach to love making can be direct and friendly. You can be generous with one another in more ways than one.

Unselfishness, tolerance, and forgiveness flow readily between you, helping to ease the ameliorate any problems you face together. Your relationship has a strong idealistic and platonic quality. Even if you are involved sexually, the focus with the two of you is not primarily physical, but subtle, soulful, and spiritual in nature. You have high standards for your friendship and may expect yourselves or one another to be the Perfect Friend, all-giving and always impeccable in your dealings with each other. For the most part you both try to live up to these lofty images, and to not taint your relationship with selfish or mundane considerations.

The psychic tie is strong between you, too. You may experience an unusual ability to "read" one another, send messages to one another telepathically, and so on. Any interest you have in the metaphysical or imaginative arts will be highlighted, and become an important focus in your relationship.

Friday, November 10, 2006

Why so blue panda bear?

Part of Brent's anniversary gift arrived on Monday. I was so excited until I found out it was broken.

I'm too blue for a rage attack.

Anyway, thanks to Brent's help, I sorted it out with the company - they'll be sending me a new item and credit me the cost (plus shipping). Great. I just hope it gets here on time.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

EnRaged

Sorry, the halloween issue is a bit late.

And the transformation begins...

Okay so you may or may not know that I've started a new workout program. I know, I know, why would I need to do this? But alas, Bless has made it clear that she is no longer impressed by my physical prowress. And so, in my attempt to stay impressive, I am going to go above and beyond and hopefully transform my (already impressive) body. Wish me luck!!!

Bless sent be these to help motivate me... I don't know if its working...

BEFORE

AFTER

Friday, November 03, 2006

Re: 11 months!!!

Positive Bless:
Your post was funny! Thanks for wishing me a Happy 11th!

Creepy Bless:
Can I have the video on wide screen?

Sarcastic Bless:
You look hot in speedos...

Guilty Bless:
Sorry.

Reassurance Bless:
I wasn’t making fun of you! I was just kidding.

Funny Bless:
Gotcha, didn't I?

Real Bless:
11 months and I still think you’re a sexy beast. I love you so much and thanks for making me laugh. Happy 11 Month Anniversary!

Worried Bless:
I hope we’ll make it to our 12th month...

Negative Bless:
Hey, whatever happened to our ten month? It wasn't special to you?

Scared Bless:
I was just kidding!!!!

11 months!!!

YIKES!!!

Bless and I have now been together for almost a year! Crazy really. She'd better be getting me something pretty nice for our one year, because I got her a kickass video of me doing lunges in a speedo. There isn't any sound, but who cares, she can put the radio on. Right?

Happy 11 months lady!!!

Oh, and if anyone else wants a copy of the video:
1.) send $15 and one blank DVD or VHS tape
2.) you're sick and you scare me

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

The Aftermath

The Canucks lost 3-2. Oh well, it was still a fun date!

Brent and I dressed up in our costumes. On our way to the stadium, we were a little worried that we would be the only ones dressed up. But once we got inside, we saw that a million people were in their costumes too! It was great! We saw the Hulk, Napolean Dynamite, two lamps, Spiderman, Elmo... the list goes on and on.

I dressed up as 'The Grudge' and Brent came as a 'Jedi'. He got quite a few compliments last night. But me? None. Zero.

Whatever.

That's okay.

They probably didn't see me next to Brent. After all, I am only a figment of his imagination.



Hightlights of the evening:

1. Brent and I appeared on the big screen
2. I watched the entire game with one eye contact (don't ask!!)
3. Brent and I are still engaged